sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via live-life-to-the-loudest-volume)

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(Source: lysistratas-moved, via live-life-to-the-loudest-volume)

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

(via theconsultingmarauder)

breatheincode:

austere-vinyl-culture:

areyouwearinganypants:

I would let Chris Evans grab my left boob

Why not your right boob

Any boob tbh but he seems to favour the left

Sorry I havent been very active it’s just I don’t have my fUCKING laptop and I’m trying to get Gerard Way to tweet me back and mobile sucks if you don’t have an iphone

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